The Studio.
Everything Stop Slop Studio has built, in one place. Read a page with an instrument, not a feeling. Run your chapter through the laps, put it under the detector, see how every model scores under the same brief, and hand it to a person when a person is what it needs. Six Laps and the Detector run in your browser; your text never leaves the page. The Detector asks for an email only if you want it to remember your scans. The Row is the one place a chapter is sent, to a person, because you asked.
Paste it into Six Laps. Seven passes light up what a reader feels and can't name.
2Read the methodThirteen stages, in order. It takes an evening and it changes how you read your own draft.
3Bring the numbers to the classroomPost the scorecard, not the chapter. That's where the arguing starts, and it's free.
The instruments
free · in the browser · nothing leaves the pageSix Laps
Paste a chapter. Seven laps run in order: words, metaphors, rhythm, shapes, announcements, model accents, memory. Every hit is highlighted in the text where it lives, and the burstiness skyline shows you the rhythm the benchmark tracks across thirteen models, cold and under the method.
The Slop Detector
The fast read. Kill-list words, the pivots, the buttons, the dashes. A score you can argue with and a list you can act on. Built to lower detection by fixing the writing, in that order.
The Benchmark
Thirteen models, two briefs, cold and under the method, graded blind. Drafts posted, keys sealed. Numbers, not adjectives.
The Row
One chapter, read by a person, returned with the laps marked in the margin and a note on what to do first. For the page the tools can find but can't fix.
The Method
Thirteen stages from brief to finished book. Write like a human, direct like a showrunner, build like a studio. The whole thing is on the front page, free, in order.
The Shelf
Sound Human: Stop-Slop is the method. How to Write with Claude and How to Write with ChatGPT are the model-specific manuals. The Watermark is the one about what's coming.
The production floor
what the studio is building, in publicAnother Door Below
A dark-fantasy serial written one chapter behind a game being built in public. Every week the build adds a street, a cellar, a room. Every week the story finds it. The chapters are in the classroom. The build is on the channel.
The Audiobook Editor
Transcribe, find the retakes, cut them, denoise, master to spec. A local tool that runs on your machine and never uploads a minute. The download and the walkthrough go into the classroom when the package is ready.
Stop Slop, the room
Free. The method taught in order, the weekly chapter, the build documentary, the tools' downloads, and the scorecards people post when they want an argument. The Row's queue lives here too.
The videos
How to run the laps. What the benchmark found. Two AIs writing one novel together. The build, week by week. A face, as of this week.
House rules for everything on this page: Six Laps and the Detector run in your browser and send nothing anywhere; the Row sends your chapter to a person, on purpose. Lower detection is a receipt for better writing, not a promise, and nothing here guarantees a score. The Row is the only thing that costs money. Everything else is free because the method only works if you can check it yourself.